
Mera Dil Kyun Roya!!!!
mera dil kyun roya
har taraf yaad ki aandhi mein
mera dil kyun roya
dil ki jab nahi suni tumne aawaj
mera dil kyun roya
koi begana bhi nahi aas paas
mera dil kyun roya
chehki jab bhi chidiya barsaat mein
mera dil kyun roya
baagoin mein jab pade jhule
mera dil kyun roya
mein tanha nahi zindagi mein fir bhi
mera dil kyun roya
aasmaan mein udte hue bhi
mera dil kyun roya
tumne choda saath mera jabse
mera dil kyun roya
rooh nahi juda rooh se par
mera dil kyun roya......
DIAMOND: Some myths and truths revealed
Diamonds are indeed, forever.
I was quite desperated to know. So finally whatever I got to quench my thirst is here for you.
Most diamonds are over a billion years old, and have been brought to us by volcanic eruptions from hundreds of miles beneath the Earth's surface. Used for thousands of years as precious stones, but are they the most precious? Hardly. The idea that diamonds are rare and valuable is a relatively recent marketing idea by the diamond trade. In the past, diamonds were indeed relatively rare and found mainly in a few parts of Southern India and Brazil. But in 1870, new mines yielding tons of diamonds were opened in South Africa.Indeed, you may be surprised to learn that even through diamond production has increased in recent years, it is estimated that as little as 500 tons have ever been mined in recorded history to date. Of diamonds mined today, approximately 50% are judged to be of gem quality. Even fewer are large enough to be polished into diamonds that are much bigger than the head of a match.
To protect their investment, financiers of mining operations created a tight cartel, regulating the production, pricing and marketing of the stones. But they have done more than just protect their commercial interests; through clever marketing, they have led us to believe that the diamond is a romantic token, that it represents love-eternal, and that the diamond is forever. So don't ever try to sell one, or you will break the love spell.

But there is no magical love element in a diamond. In reality, a diamond is just a carbon crystal that somebody has dug out of a dirty mine. In Africa especially, as shown by Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie Blood Diamonds, labour is cheap, working conditions unhealthy and dangerous, and the mines are often far from miners' homes. Whilst mining camps do provide simple accommodation for the workers, no provision is made for their families. Consequently HIV from camp sex-workers is common. Even less glamorous are places like Surat in Gujarat, India, where 90% of all cut and polished diamonds are produced by child labourers1 or worse2. De Beers, by far the most significant member of the cartel, is fully aware of this situation and has made great efforts to improve things recently.
"Blood D

And not before time. For decades, De Beers suffered a bad image for its price fixing and slave-labour production methods. But now they are gradually embracing CSR. In 2002 they introduced an employee health and wellness initiative and in 2003 they started a drug treatment programme. In 2004, they pleaded guilty to criminal price fixing and paid an $8.2m fine, enabling them to have direct access to the US diamond market. In 2005 they signed an agreement with Attawapiskat First Nation people in Canada before mining on reservation land.
"Die Another Day" (Pierce Brosnan, 2002)
But the trade is still bad news for too many people. One problem with diamonds is their abundance, not scarcity. Traditionally, whenever a new source of diamonds is discovered (e.g. Russia, Australia, Canada), the cartel has been able to maintain control. In the days of the British Empire, it was relatively easy to directly control places like Africa. But now these countries have their independence, the diamond companies have had to use careful and astute management to survive and prosper into the 21st century. And they have been helped to a large extent by the United Nations. To stem the flow of funds to terrorist groups and politically unstable central and west African states, the U.N. Security Council has conveniently imposed a global ban on illicit trade in 'conflict diamonds' i.e. trade not controlled by the cartel3, an initiative known as the Kimberley Process.
Fortunately, 'conflict diamonds' have almost disappeared now, due to the negative publicity, rigid controls, and the ending of the civil wars that raged across the African continent. However, the rapidly developing economies of places like China and India are pushing up demand for diamonds, so there is still pressure to get more rocks dug, polished and prepared by slave labour. The Kimberley Process may need to widen its scope from mining to processing.
But whether or not the diamonds in the High Street are cut and polished by a slave child, whether or not the miner contracted TB from the poor working conditions, and whether or not the proceeds will add to the coffers of Al-Qaeda, people will still buy diamonds.
Because people believe, diamonds are the best way of saying "I love you, forever."
Guba..aaaaa...re!!
Chachaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "
Chachaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"
Chachaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"
Chachaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHEY GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHEY MEIN, MERE PEECHEY SAARA DESH"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"
By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Chachaji teaching his students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHEY GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHEY MAIN AUR MERE PEECHEY SAARA DESH.
The principal too is shocked, the famous english teacher doing this.
Principal : "Chachaji what nonsense are you telling these students "GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHEY GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHEY MAIN AUR MERE PEECHEY SAARA DESH".
Chachaji: "Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spelling and meaning of ASSASSINATION. ASS - ASS - I - NATION (GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHEY GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHEY MAIN AUR MERE PEECHEY SAARA DESH).
Pregnant unwed daughter!!!
A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, She confides this ' news' to her mother.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll take responsibility.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.
However, If there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand Firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again ".
रिमझिम रिमझिम !!

बहुत दिनों के बाद वो बारिश का मौसम आया
जिसका इंतज़ार पलता है मुझे किसी सपने की तरह
मैं एक दिन पहले ही ख्वाब में ढूँढ लेती हूँ
बारिश की उन् बिखरी हुई बूंदों को
मैं मुस्कुराती हूँ किसी बच्चे की तरह
मैं मन ही मन खिलखिलाती हूँ
खिड़की के बाहर देखती हूँ उन् चेहरों को
गीली मिटटी में सने जो आईने से लगते है
छोटी सी कागज़ की कश्ती बना कर जिसमें
शहर भर की सैर किया करते थे
वो खुली आंखों से खूबसूरत ख्वाब बुनना
कल आने वाली बातों में आज का खोना
हर बरसात दिल में कुछ अरमान जगाती है
सोई हुई ख्वाहिशों की प्यास बुझाती है
मैं खुश हूँ की जो आज बारिश ने समां बाँधा है
देख रही हूँ दिल में धड़कन का प्रवाह कुछ ज्यादा है ।
Jokes of the day!!!!
They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts.
The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump down the ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The soldier did as he was told. When he came back from the water the American said -- "See the guts!"
Now the German general called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds. The soldier did as he was told. When he came back from the water the German said -- "See the guts!".
Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds. The soldier promptly replied,"Tere baap ka naukar hooon kya?????." At this the general proudly said, "See the guts!!"
Mallu Interview
A "Mallu" female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the Mallu's colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming "Not This Woman." Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu. So he told her, "If You could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."
The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said: "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone,I say YELLOW..... BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number.. ... Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, yokeeyy? Thank you."
The Manager fainted.....
Husbands Store!!!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!!!!!
Software engineers !!!
There was a good old barber in Mumbai. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber. He again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.
A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there.A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts of forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut.
Sab Nonsense Hai!!
Draupadi ka vastraharan dushasan ko pada bhari
saari mein saari
parag saari !!!
Joron ki baarish makes u wonder...
zoron ki baarish makes u wonder...
is this what they call..
taste the thunder!!!
Manoj named Kapil,Paaji was very brave
Manoj named Kapil,Paaji was very brave
palmolive da jawab nahi
boy he had a close shave!!!
Har taraf tera jalwa
har taraf tera jalwa
from VT to churchgate
from Dadar to Kalva!!!
Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna
don't u worry
surf excel hai na!!!
Prabhakar ki kahani wonder ki baat hai,
Prabhakar ki kahani wonder ki baat hai,
sach kya hai
yeh to andar ki baat hai!!!
Chachundar ke sar pe chemeli ka phool
Chachundar ke sar pe chemeli ka phool
Utterly butterly delicious
Amul!!
Awesome Sonali !!

Year released 1992, This particular movie premiered on DD Channel and it was during the Children's Film Festival.Its amazing that DD still has its own pocketful of surprises when it comes to movies like these.Its about a girl who has mystical powers to turn into a fragile tree but at the same time yield some exotic and rare flowers,She would be lovingly tended by her sister,This was a secret and no body knew the origin of the flowers,however any one who smelled the flowers would love to buy them again and again,this happened to Kumar who was obsessed with these flowers he decides to buy the whole basket from the sisters.Kumar falls in love with Cheluvi. Kumar coaxes cheluvi to let out her little secret. Cheluvi is reluctant but yet gives away the secret to Kumar,who takes her to the private pool and tends to her as she becomes a tree,her flowers drop into the pool but the flowing water carries out the flowers along with them and the children of the house also wittness her becoming a tree.The children later force her into the forest,and break her branches when she becomes a tree. And run away abandoning Cheluvi,Cheluvi is unable to regain her human form due to the missing branches.A poor wood cutter notices her plight in the forest and carries her home.Kumar misses his wife and is depressed,Cheluvi requests the wood cutter to place her in front of her husband house,People witness the freak of nature,And finally kumar realises that it is his wife lying in the courtyard.Cheluvi says that she will be able to regain her human form if he is able to find her missing branches.Over joyed kumar decides to take her into the forest,but to his despair many trees are felled and he is unable to get her branches.There is sadness on their faces and the movie ends.
Director - Girish Karnad
Cheluvi - Sonali kulkarni
Village Headman- Girish Karnad
कौन कहता है की मोहब्बत की ज़ुबा होती है !!!!
ये हकीकत तो निगाहों से बयां होती है
वो न आए तो सताती है खलिश सी दिल को
वो जो आए तो खलिश और जवां होती है
रूह को शाद करे दिल को जो पुरानूर करे
हर नजारे में ये तनवीर कहा होती है
ज़ब्त-ऐ-सैलाब-ऐ-मोहब्बत को कहातक रोके
दिल मी जो बात हो आंखों से अयां होती है
जिन्दगी एक सुलगती सी चित्ता है " साहिर "
शोला बनती है न ये बुझ के धुआं होती है
LOVE AFFAIRS OF ACTRESS MADHUBALA




Actor/Singer Kishore Kumar: Soon after Madhubala's break up with Dilip Kumar she married acor/singer Kishore Kumar. Madhubala needed stability in her life and Kishore at that time needed financial help. Madhubala had severe health problems and had no time to take care of his financial problems. Eventually song Mere Sapno Ki Rani from film Aradhana clicked after which Kishore Kumar never looked back. Madhubala's terminal illness confined her to her house which caused huge amounts of tension between the married couple. Madhubala passed away on Feb 23,1969 on a Sunday Morning when she had just turned 36 years old.
Bollywood babes and their thing for second hand husbands..

In the mid 90s, I remember many die hard fans hoped their once upon a time num

Before that there were rumours that she had secretly married and divorced Mithun Chakraborthy, the husband of Yogeeta Bali.

And serial dater Sushmita Sen has a long history with married men. Her affair with Vikram Bhatt almost broke up his home, and then there was Sanjay Narang and more lately Manav Menon. Amisha Patel took up where Sushmita left. She fought with her folks, shared her home and hearth with Vikram Bhatt for years until the recent break up and her discovery of Mr Right in London.Priyanka Chopra‘s affair with Akshay Kumar threatened his marriage with Twinkle Khanna big time.

Rakhi and Yash Raj...The next big Tamasha?

History of CHESS!!

The first international chess tournament was the London Tourney of 1851, won by Adolf Anderssen of Germany, who then became known UNOFFICIALLY as the world's best chess player, though he did not receive any award or title.
The first great American-born chess player was Paul Morphy, of Irish ancestry, who lived in the civil war er

The first OFFICIAL championship chess tournament was played in 1866, also in London, with sandclocks to restrict the length of a game. This tournament was won by Steinitz, a Bohemian (Czechoslovakian) Jew, who then became the world's first OFFICIAL chess champion, holding this title until 1894.


ye husn teraa ye ishq meraa :

rangiin to hai bad_naam sahii
mujh par to ka_ii ilzaam lage
tujh par bhii ko_ii ilzaam sahii
is raat kii nikharii rangat ko
kuchh aur nikhar jaane de zaraa
nazaro.n ko bahak jaane de zaraa
zulfo.n ko bikhar jaane de zaraa
kuchh der kii hii taskiin sahii
kuchh der kaa hii aaraam sahii
jazbaat kii kaliyaa.N chunanaa hai
aur pyaar kaa tohfaa denaa hai
logo.n kii nigaahe.n kuchh bhii kahe.n
logo.n se hame.n kyaa lenaa hai
ye Khaas ta'alluq aapas kaa
duniyaa kii nazar me.n aam sahii
rusavaa_ii ke Dar se ghabaraa kar
ham tark-e-vafaa kab karate hai.n
jis dil ko basaa le.n pahaluu me.n
us dil ko judaa kab karate hai.n
jo hashr huaa hai laakho.n kaa
apanaa bhii vahii anjaam sahii
ye husn teraa ye ishq meraa
rangiin to hai bad_naam sahii
mujh par to ka_ii ilzaam lage
tujh par bhii ko_ii ilzaam sahii
अगर हम कहें और वो मुस्कुरा दे - सुदर्शन फकीर

Singer and actress Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl, early Friday in Long Island, New York, People magazine reported. "Jennifer and (husband) Marc (Anthony) are delighted, thrilled and over the moon," Lopez's manager said.


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A Worth Watch: Jodha Akbar


Another great film from Ashutosh, following his previous successful movies like Swades and Lagaan. This is Ashutosh's biggest film so far with a strong star cast, a well written screenplay and great music by the master musician AR Rahman. The movie contains many great scene and interactions between the protagonist couple. Both Hrithik and Aishwarya are perfect for the role Akbar and Jodhaa respectively. This may be the most Some memorable scenes includes the sword fight between the couple, when Akbar catches Jodhaa sight transfixed on his bare torso, then when the emperor tames a wild elephant, one-on-one combat scene in the climax. The film also have been very well shoot by cinematographer Kiran Deohans, which can be seeing in the battle scenes and the visualization of the songs Khwaja mere khwaja and Azeem-o-shaan-shahenshah. There have reports that the movie is not true to history, but if you go and see the movie for a Bollywood love story, then you will be pleasantly surprised. A must see movie for 2008. It's a big budget movie and the elaborate sets, locations and customs’ shows were the money was spent. The movie may be a little long for the current times, but it's a movie that is enjoyable and a worth watch.
There is popular perception that Rajput wife of Akbar, mother of Jahangir, was known as "Jodha Bai". However, Akbar's Rajput wife was never known as "Jodha Bai" during her lifetime.
The name of Akbar's wife was kept out of the Mughal records deliberately because the islamic clergy and the mughal populace could not come to terms with the future mughal emperor being the son of a Hindu woman. In Tujuk-i-Jahangiri she is referred as Mariam Zamani. During the Mughal period, Akbar's Rajput wife was never known as "Jodha Bai". Neither the Akbarnama (a biography of Akbar commissioned by Akbar himself), nor any historical text from the period refer to her as Jodha BaiThe director has admitted that about 70% of the movie is based on his imagination. However, many of the events portrayed in the movie are based on real events. Certain Rajput groups claimed Jodhaa was married to Akbar's son, Jahangir, not Akbar. They also demanded a public apology from Ashutosh Gowariker. The film was not released in 30 cinema theatres in Rajasthan.
There is popular perception that Rajput wife of Akbar, mother of Jahangir, was known as "Jodha Bai".However, Akbar's Rajput wife was never known as "Jodha Bai" during her lifetime.
The name of Akbar's wife was kept out of the Mughal records deliberately because the islamic clergy and the mughal populace could not come to terms with the future mughal emperor being the son of a Hindu woman. In Tujuk-i-Jahangiri she is referred as Mariam Zamani.During the Mughal period, Akbar's Rajput wife was never known as "Jodha Bai". Neither the Akbarnama (a biography of Akbar commissioned by Akbar himself), nor any historical text from the period refer to her as Jodha Bai.
INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT INDIA
The name `India’ is derived from the River Indus, the valleys around which were the home of the early settlers. The Aryan worshippers referred to the river Indus as the Sindhu.
The Persian invaders converted it into Hindu. The name `Hindustan’ combines Sindhu and Hindu and thus refers to the land of the Hindus. (sindhu refers to Pakistan as it was situated near sindhu river)
The first six Mogul Emperor's of India ruled in an unbroken succession from father to son for two hundred years, from 1526 to 1707.
The number system was invented by India. Aryabhatta was the scientist who invented the digit zero.
Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus are studies which originated in India.
Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to mankind. The father of medicine, Charaka, consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago.
The art of Navigation & Navigating was born in the river Sindh 6000 over years ago. The very word 'Navigation' is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH. The word navy is also derived from the Sanskrit word 'Nou'.
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Sushruta is regarded as the father of surgery. Over 2600 years ago Sushrata & his team conducted complicated surgeries like cataract, artificial limbs, cesareans, fractures, urinary stones and also plastic surgery and brain surgeries.
The game of snakes & ladders was created by the 13th century poet saint Gyandev. It was originally called 'Mokshapat.' The ladders in the game represented virtues and the snakes indicated vices. The game was played with cowrie shells and dices. Later through time, the game underwent several modifications but the meaning is the same i.e good deeds take us to heaven and evil to a cycle of re-births.
Chess (Shataranja or AshtaPada)was invented in India.
The largest employer in the world is the Indian railway system, employing over a million people.
Although modern images & descriptions of India often show poverty, India was one of the richest countries till the time of British in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus was attracted by India's wealth and was looking for route to India when he discovered America by mistake.
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"What makes a nation, is the past, what justifies one nation against others is the past", says the noted historian Eric Hobsbawm.
Hence, when talking of a nation, it becomes very imperative that the past should also be talked about. And the past of India is as fascinating and interesting as it is momentous.
TODAY I SMILED@-)--)

(-----Today I smiled, and all at once
Things didn't look so bad.@-)--)
(-----Today I share with someone else,
A bit of hope I had.@-)--)
(-----Today I sang a little songAnd felt my heart grow light,
And walked a happy little mile,With not a cloud in sight.@-)--)
(-----Today I worked with what I hadAnd longed for nothing more,
And what had seemed like only weeds,Were flowers at my door.@-)--)
(---- Today I loved a little moreAnd complained a little less,And in the giving of myself,I forgot my weariness.
Enjoy the fun of Marketing Stratagies...
You go up to her and say,"I am very rich.Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.
You'e at a party with a bunch of friends and see agorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,"He's very rich.Marry him."
That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm veryrich.Marry me.
"That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm veryrich.Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me".
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback !!!!!
wo naa hoga to kya kami hogi
bas adhuri si zindagi hogi.
gum hee chandi hai gum hee sona hai,
gum naa hoga to kya khushi hogi.
usko sochu usi ko chahu mein,
mujh se aisee naa bandagi hogi.
baat hothon pe jam gayi uske,
chup ye tute to unkahi hogi.
doob jayegi shor mein duniya,
lab honge naa khamoshi hogi...
wo naa hoga to kya kami hogi,
bas adhuri si zindagi hogi.