Finally I learned some good dialogues.....

"Kabhi kabhi baat paiso ki nahi khushiyoin ki hoti hai."- Learned from McDonald's advertisement. Finally after this my husband started gifting me lot of presents...Lolxxx

"Tum kabhi jeet nahi paaye kyun ki tum hamesha mujhe harane ki sochte the or mein kabhi haara nahi kyun ki mein sirf jeetne ke sochta tha"- It's a race movie dialogue which my husband used only whenever we argue over something. He usually takes the lead after throwing this dialoge at me..huh..

"Girte hain sheh-sawar hi maidan-e-jung mein
Woh tifl kya gire jo ghutnon ke bal chala karte hain."
--Anonymous
This bomb usually comes when I challenge him on anything..like can you change Sid's diaper alone today??