Pregnant unwed daughter!!!

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, She confides this ' news' to her mother.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did This to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature And distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the Girl, and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the Problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family Situation, but I'll take responsibility.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.

However, If there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand Firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You can try again ".

रिमझिम रिमझिम !!

बहुत दिनों के बाद वो बारिश का मौसम आया

जिसका इंतज़ार पलता है मुझे किसी सपने की तरह

मैं एक दिन पहले ही ख्वाब में ढूँढ लेती हूँ

बारिश की उन् बिखरी हुई बूंदों को

मैं मुस्कुराती हूँ किसी बच्चे की तरह

मैं मन ही मन खिलखिलाती हूँ

खिड़की के बाहर देखती हूँ उन् चेहरों को

गीली मिटटी में सने जो आईने से लगते है

छोटी सी कागज़ की कश्ती बना कर जिसमें

शहर भर की सैर किया करते थे

वो खुली आंखों से खूबसूरत ख्वाब बुनना

कल आने वाली बातों में आज का खोना

हर बरसात दिल में कुछ अरमान जगाती है

सोई हुई ख्वाहिशों की प्यास बुझाती है

मैं खुश हूँ की जो आज बारिश ने समां बाँधा है

देख रही हूँ दिल में धड़कन का प्रवाह कुछ ज्यादा है ।

Jokes of the day!!!!

See the Indian Guts!

They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts.
The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump down the ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The soldier did as he was told. When he came back from the water the American said -- "See the guts!"
Now the German general called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds. The soldier did as he was told. When he came back from the water the German said -- "See the guts!".
Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds. The soldier promptly replied,"Tere baap ka naukar hooon kya?????." At this the general proudly said, "See the guts!!"

Mallu Interview
A "Mallu" female (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the Mallu's colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming "Not This Woman." Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu. So he told her, "If You could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."
The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said: "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone,I say YELLOW..... BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiye, Wrong number.. ... Don't PURPLELY disturb people and don't call BLACK, yokeeyy? Thank you."
The Manager fainted.....

Husbands Store!!!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!!!!!

Software engineers !!!

There was a good old barber in Mumbai. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service. Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a "Thank You" Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber. He again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is another "Thank you" Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.
A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber again refuses the money saying that it was a community service. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there.A Dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut... with Printouts of forwarded mail mentioning about free haircut.

Sab Nonsense Hai!!

Draupadi ka vastraharan dushasan ko pada bhari

Draupadi ka vastraharan dushasan ko pada bhari

saari mein saari

parag saari !!!



Joron ki baarish makes u wonder...

zoron ki baarish makes u wonder...

is this what they call..

taste the thunder!!!



Manoj named Kapil,Paaji was very brave

Manoj named Kapil,Paaji was very brave

palmolive da jawab nahi

boy he had a close shave!!!



Har taraf tera jalwa

har taraf tera jalwa

from VT to churchgate

from Dadar to Kalva!!!



Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna

Jab tota hua dirty tote se boli myna

don't u worry

surf excel hai na!!!



Prabhakar ki kahani wonder ki baat hai,

Prabhakar ki kahani wonder ki baat hai,

sach kya hai

yeh to andar ki baat hai!!!



Chachundar ke sar pe chemeli ka phool

Chachundar ke sar pe chemeli ka phool

Utterly butterly delicious

Amul!!

Awesome Sonali !!

There is hardly any other movie Girish Karnad has been imprinted in my mind since childhood,That's Cheluvi in Hindi and Flowering Tree in English।
Year released 1992, This particular movie premiered on DD Channel and it was during the Children's Film Festival.Its amazing that DD still has its own pocketful of surprises when it comes to movies like these.Its about a girl who has mystical powers to turn into a fragile tree but at the same time yield some exotic and rare flowers,She would be lovingly tended by her sister,This was a secret and no body knew the origin of the flowers,however any one who smelled the flowers would love to buy them again and again,this happened to Kumar who was obsessed with these flowers he decides to buy the whole basket from the sisters.Kumar falls in love with Cheluvi. Kumar coaxes cheluvi to let out her little secret. Cheluvi is reluctant but yet gives away the secret to Kumar,who takes her to the private pool and tends to her as she becomes a tree,her flowers drop into the pool but the flowing water carries out the flowers along with them and the children of the house also wittness her becoming a tree.The children later force her into the forest,and break her branches when she becomes a tree. And run away abandoning Cheluvi,Cheluvi is unable to regain her human form due to the missing branches.A poor wood cutter notices her plight in the forest and carries her home.Kumar misses his wife and is depressed,Cheluvi requests the wood cutter to place her in front of her husband house,People witness the freak of nature,And finally kumar realises that it is his wife lying in the courtyard.Cheluvi says that she will be able to regain her human form if he is able to find her missing branches.Over joyed kumar decides to take her into the forest,but to his despair many trees are felled and he is unable to get her branches.There is sadness on their faces and the movie ends.

This movie has a lot of hidden messages - A strong message against deforestation, About a essence of a woman, her nature of giving , Cheluvi would earn a living with her sister by selling these flowers yet she lived for her sister. When she married she gave her self to her husband letting out her deepest secret and to the level of sharing this with the little children who promised to take care of her but on the contrary abused her. Its about the different roles a woman plays,But ultimately portraying her giving nature.This movie also has a spiritual touch of some sort,It also creates a fragrance in your mind about the flower even though you haven't smelled it, The village atmosphere and the forest setting that some people would like to go back to.

There were some painful moments when cheluvi’s husband is searching for the branches to rejuvenate his wife. This human way of representation of tree-life is really fantastic.I feel that you should see this movie once.

CAST:
Director - Girish Karnad
Cheluvi - Sonali kulkarni
Village Headman- Girish Karnad

Kumar - Prashant Rao

Shyama- Gargi Yakkundi

कौन कहता है की मोहब्बत की ज़ुबा होती है !!!!

कौन कहता है की मोहब्बत की ज़ुबा होती है
ये हकीकत तो निगाहों से बयां होती है

वो न आए तो सताती है खलिश सी दिल को
वो जो आए तो खलिश और जवां होती है

रूह को शाद करे दिल को जो पुरानूर करे
हर नजारे में ये तनवीर कहा होती है

ज़ब्त-ऐ-सैलाब-ऐ-मोहब्बत को कहातक रोके
दिल मी जो बात हो आंखों से अयां होती है

जिन्दगी एक सुलगती सी चित्ता है " साहिर "
शोला बनती है न ये बुझ के धुआं होती है

LOVE AFFAIRS OF ACTRESS MADHUBALA

Madhubala was born on 14th february 1933 which was a Valentines Day to a pathan family. It is a great coincidence that such a luminous beauty was born on Valentines Day. It seems that those women who are born on Valentines Day and who are also very beautiful are bound to have lots of love affairs during their lifetime. Madhubalas father Attaulla Khan, an orthodox Pathan was very possessive of Madhubala. She was under clutches all her life. Madhubalas real name was Mumtaz Jahan Begum nicknamed as Majhlee Appa. She was born in poverty and was 5th child of 11 children. It was Madhubalas tragedy that she was diagnosed with a hole in her heart during her early childhood. Her father hid this fact from film producers. She even went to England for treatment. But as she was in advanced stage and as Doctors could not perform any surgery she had to come back to India without any treatment. Due to her fathers obsession of not allowing her to mingle with anybody she never found true love during her lifetime. He followed her right from his home to studios and back. She used to keep a diary on daily basis where she used to keep acurate account of daily events of her life.This diary could have unfolded many of Madhubalas secrets, especially about her love life. But unfortunately her father decided to bury her diary along with her in her grave.

Some of her love affairs are with:

Childhood Friend Latif: Latif lived in Delhi. while moving from Delhi to Mumbai madhubala gave him a red rose: an indication of her love. He had kept this rose till she died and placed on her grave 30 years later. Now a retired IAS officer, he still goes to her grave on 23rd February and places a red rose on it.

Director Kidar Sharma: He gave her first break in his film. It was a love at first sight. She never reciprocates him as she thought that if she waits somewhat longer she may find a better person.

Director Kamal Amrohi: The Magic formula of film Mahal directed by Kamal Amrohi worked becoz the director and heroine were in deep love with each other. Father Attaullah khan had no objection on this affair. They may have gotten married but for possessive mind of Madhubala amrohi was a Muslim. And Islam allowed upto 4 wives provided that first wife gave consent to her husband for second marriage. She offered him lakhs of rupees and insisted that he leave his first wife. But Amrohi remained loyal to his first wife and told Madhubala bluntly that he may be selling dialogue stories to film industry, but cannot sell his wife and children and nor his conscience! So she broke off with him,never to see him again. However Amrohi got married to Mina Kumari(The Tragedy Queen) later.

Actor Premnath: Film Badal was the first movie of Madhubala with Premnath as hero. On the first day of shooting, before shooting started, Madhubala entered makeup room of Premnath and quickly handed him a fully blossomed red rose and a note. Puzzled Premnath read the note which said if you love me, please accept the rose, otherwise return it. Premnath was stunned. Without hesitation, Premnath accepted the rose and tucked it into the button hole of his coat and said to her Kubool hai, Kubool hai. After few weeks they broke off. Reason was a mystery as it had started from Madhubala's side. Later on Premnath came to know she did the same with Ashok Kumar. Then he got furious and decided not to see her again.

Actor Dilip Kumar: Dilip Kumar was also a Pathan. Her love affair with Dilip Kumar started when she was just 17 years old. Her father started to worry that if Madhubala gets married to Dilip Kumar,he would loose the financial support that Madhubala offered to Khans entire family as she was the sole breadwinner for Attaullah Khan family.It has been said that Dilip Kumar had insisted that if they were to marry, Madhubala would have to break all ties with her family. However their relationship continued for number of years. Finally they broke off due to her father huge impositions.

During the controversial period of B.R chopra's film Naya Daur in which Madhubala was dropped and was replaced by Vyjayantimala, love between the couple got revealed to the public as Dilip Kumar declared in the court that he loved Madhubala and will continue to love her until his death. Finally they broke off due to her father huge impositions and this whole court drama.

Then came K.Asifs Mugal-e-Azam. Madhubala had to fulfill this contract despite her broken relationship with Dilip Kumar. The film took incredible 10 years to complete and ironically followed the graph of their romantic affair. Dilip Kumar was very bitter and was not even talking to Madhubala except when shooting required a dialogue delivery with her. Under these conditions, it is remarkable that Madhubala Maintained her composure and gave her best for the film with her superb acting. Film Mughal-e-Azam immortalized Madhubala.

Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto(Former Priminister of Pakistan): Bhutto used to visit the sets of Mugal-e-Azam in Mumbai studios just to see Madhubala. Especially, on the sets when the song Mohe Panghat Pe Nandlal Ched Gayo re was being picturized. Although he was not part of Mumbai film industry but obsessed with Madhubalas beauty. After few years he left Mumbai and settled pemanently in Sind,Pakistan.

Actor/Singer Kishore Kumar: Soon after Madhubala's break up with Dilip Kumar she married acor/singer Kishore Kumar. Madhubala needed stability in her life and Kishore at that time needed financial help. Madhubala had severe health problems and had no time to take care of his financial problems. Eventually song Mere Sapno Ki Rani from film Aradhana clicked after which Kishore Kumar never looked back. Madhubala's terminal illness confined her to her house which caused huge amounts of tension between the married couple. Madhubala passed away on Feb 23,1969 on a Sunday Morning when she had just turned 36 years old.

With her personal diary buried in her grave,we will never know what real Madhubala was. In the end,one can sum up her life as an unfinished melody. Here i have given a link a must watch.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mAUmFusrXs