Kuch dil ne kaha…kisi ne suna ya nahi..
Poocha kisi ne to bola kuch bhi nahi..
Ye sirf dustak deta hai…halki si..
or shor machaye bevajah har ghadi..
mein dil ko iss darr se band rakhti hu..
kisi ki aahat se bahak naa jayein kahi..
ek baar khoya tha.. jo kahi..
aaj tak..kuch dhadkanein gayab hai vahi…
Finally I learned some good dialogues.....
"Kabhi kabhi baat paiso ki nahi khushiyoin ki hoti hai."- Learned from McDonald's advertisement. Finally after this my husband started gifting me lot of presents...Lolxxx
"Tum kabhi jeet nahi paaye kyun ki tum hamesha mujhe harane ki sochte the or mein kabhi haara nahi kyun ki mein sirf jeetne ke sochta tha"- It's a race movie dialogue which my husband used only whenever we argue over something. He usually takes the lead after throwing this dialoge at me..huh..
"Girte hain sheh-sawar hi maidan-e-jung mein
Woh tifl kya gire jo ghutnon ke bal chala karte hain."
--Anonymous
This bomb usually comes when I challenge him on anything..like can you change Sid's diaper alone today??
"Tum kabhi jeet nahi paaye kyun ki tum hamesha mujhe harane ki sochte the or mein kabhi haara nahi kyun ki mein sirf jeetne ke sochta tha"- It's a race movie dialogue which my husband used only whenever we argue over something. He usually takes the lead after throwing this dialoge at me..huh..
"Girte hain sheh-sawar hi maidan-e-jung mein
Woh tifl kya gire jo ghutnon ke bal chala karte hain."
--Anonymous
This bomb usually comes when I challenge him on anything..like can you change Sid's diaper alone today??
Girls Boys Theory........(Mysterious)
BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
GIRL : Why not ??BOY : I'm broke.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing lastnight??
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
Mera Dil Kyun Roya!!!!
aayine mein dekha khud ko jab bhi
mera dil kyun roya
har taraf yaad ki aandhi mein
mera dil kyun roya
dil ki jab nahi suni tumne aawaj
mera dil kyun roya
koi begana bhi nahi aas paas
mera dil kyun roya
chehki jab bhi chidiya barsaat mein
mera dil kyun roya
baagoin mein jab pade jhule
mera dil kyun roya
mein tanha nahi zindagi mein fir bhi
mera dil kyun roya
aasmaan mein udte hue bhi
mera dil kyun roya
tumne choda saath mera jabse
mera dil kyun roya
rooh nahi juda rooh se par
mera dil kyun roya......
mera dil kyun roya
har taraf yaad ki aandhi mein
mera dil kyun roya
dil ki jab nahi suni tumne aawaj
mera dil kyun roya
koi begana bhi nahi aas paas
mera dil kyun roya
chehki jab bhi chidiya barsaat mein
mera dil kyun roya
baagoin mein jab pade jhule
mera dil kyun roya
mein tanha nahi zindagi mein fir bhi
mera dil kyun roya
aasmaan mein udte hue bhi
mera dil kyun roya
tumne choda saath mera jabse
mera dil kyun roya
rooh nahi juda rooh se par
mera dil kyun roya......
DIAMOND: Some myths and truths revealed
I was always wondering that why Diamond is so precious stone. Why do people buy it? When most of us have no idea what carat means, why do we spend money on diamonds? Why are they a 'girl's best friend'? And if diamonds are so precious and valuable, why are they so difficult to re-sell?
Diamonds are indeed, forever.
I was quite desperated to know. So finally whatever I got to quench my thirst is here for you.
Most diamonds are over a billion years old, and have been brought to us by volcanic eruptions from hundreds of miles beneath the Earth's surface. Used for thousands of years as precious stones, but are they the most precious? Hardly. The idea that diamonds are rare and valuable is a relatively recent marketing idea by the diamond trade. In the past, diamonds were indeed relatively rare and found mainly in a few parts of Southern India and Brazil. But in 1870, new mines yielding tons of diamonds were opened in South Africa.Indeed, you may be surprised to learn that even through diamond production has increased in recent years, it is estimated that as little as 500 tons have ever been mined in recorded history to date. Of diamonds mined today, approximately 50% are judged to be of gem quality. Even fewer are large enough to be polished into diamonds that are much bigger than the head of a match.
To protect their investment, financiers of mining operations created a tight cartel, regulating the production, pricing and marketing of the stones. But they have done more than just protect their commercial interests; through clever marketing, they have led us to believe that the diamond is a romantic token, that it represents love-eternal, and that the diamond is forever. So don't ever try to sell one, or you will break the love spell.
After seeing diamonds worn by stars like Bette Davis, Marilyn Monroe and Elizabeth Taylor in romantic movies, people just had to own diamonds if they were to have any chance of being equally glamorous. They were, and still are, cleverly pushed through high-society magazines.
But there is no magical love element in a diamond. In reality, a diamond is just a carbon crystal that somebody has dug out of a dirty mine. In Africa especially, as shown by Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie Blood Diamonds, labour is cheap, working conditions unhealthy and dangerous, and the mines are often far from miners' homes. Whilst mining camps do provide simple accommodation for the workers, no provision is made for their families. Consequently HIV from camp sex-workers is common. Even less glamorous are places like Surat in Gujarat, India, where 90% of all cut and polished diamonds are produced by child labourers1 or worse2. De Beers, by far the most significant member of the cartel, is fully aware of this situation and has made great efforts to improve things recently.
"Blood D
iamonds" (Leonardo DiCaprio, 2006)
And not before time. For decades, De Beers suffered a bad image for its price fixing and slave-labour production methods. But now they are gradually embracing CSR. In 2002 they introduced an employee health and wellness initiative and in 2003 they started a drug treatment programme. In 2004, they pleaded guilty to criminal price fixing and paid an $8.2m fine, enabling them to have direct access to the US diamond market. In 2005 they signed an agreement with Attawapiskat First Nation people in Canada before mining on reservation land.
Diamonds are indeed, forever.
I was quite desperated to know. So finally whatever I got to quench my thirst is here for you.
Most diamonds are over a billion years old, and have been brought to us by volcanic eruptions from hundreds of miles beneath the Earth's surface. Used for thousands of years as precious stones, but are they the most precious? Hardly. The idea that diamonds are rare and valuable is a relatively recent marketing idea by the diamond trade. In the past, diamonds were indeed relatively rare and found mainly in a few parts of Southern India and Brazil. But in 1870, new mines yielding tons of diamonds were opened in South Africa.Indeed, you may be surprised to learn that even through diamond production has increased in recent years, it is estimated that as little as 500 tons have ever been mined in recorded history to date. Of diamonds mined today, approximately 50% are judged to be of gem quality. Even fewer are large enough to be polished into diamonds that are much bigger than the head of a match.
To protect their investment, financiers of mining operations created a tight cartel, regulating the production, pricing and marketing of the stones. But they have done more than just protect their commercial interests; through clever marketing, they have led us to believe that the diamond is a romantic token, that it represents love-eternal, and that the diamond is forever. So don't ever try to sell one, or you will break the love spell.
Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend (Marilyn Monroe, 1953)
After seeing diamonds worn by stars like Bette Davis, Marilyn Monroe and Elizabeth Taylor in romantic movies, people just had to own diamonds if they were to have any chance of being equally glamorous. They were, and still are, cleverly pushed through high-society magazines.But there is no magical love element in a diamond. In reality, a diamond is just a carbon crystal that somebody has dug out of a dirty mine. In Africa especially, as shown by Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie Blood Diamonds, labour is cheap, working conditions unhealthy and dangerous, and the mines are often far from miners' homes. Whilst mining camps do provide simple accommodation for the workers, no provision is made for their families. Consequently HIV from camp sex-workers is common. Even less glamorous are places like Surat in Gujarat, India, where 90% of all cut and polished diamonds are produced by child labourers1 or worse2. De Beers, by far the most significant member of the cartel, is fully aware of this situation and has made great efforts to improve things recently.
"Blood D
iamonds" (Leonardo DiCaprio, 2006)And not before time. For decades, De Beers suffered a bad image for its price fixing and slave-labour production methods. But now they are gradually embracing CSR. In 2002 they introduced an employee health and wellness initiative and in 2003 they started a drug treatment programme. In 2004, they pleaded guilty to criminal price fixing and paid an $8.2m fine, enabling them to have direct access to the US diamond market. In 2005 they signed an agreement with Attawapiskat First Nation people in Canada before mining on reservation land.
"Die A
nother Day" (Pierce Brosnan, 2002)
But the trade is still bad news for too many people. One problem with diamonds is their abundance, not scarcity. Traditionally, whenever a new source of diamonds is discovered (e.g. Russia, Australia, Canada), the cartel has been able to maintain control. In the days of the British Empire, it was relatively easy to directly control places like Africa. But now these countries have their independence, the diamond companies have had to use careful and astute management to survive and prosper into the 21st century. And they have been helped to a large extent by the United Nations. To stem the flow of funds to terrorist groups and politically unstable central and west African states, the U.N. Security Council has conveniently imposed a global ban on illicit trade in 'conflict diamonds' i.e. trade not controlled by the cartel3, an initiative known as the Kimberley Process.
Fortunately, 'conflict diamonds' have almost disappeared now, due to the negative publicity, rigid controls, and the ending of the civil wars that raged across the African continent. However, the rapidly developing economies of places like China and India are pushing up demand for diamonds, so there is still pressure to get more rocks dug, polished and prepared by slave labour. The Kimberley Process may need to widen its scope from mining to processing.
But whether or not the diamonds in the High Street are cut and polished by a slave child, whether or not the miner contracted TB from the poor working conditions, and whether or not the proceeds will add to the coffers of Al-Qaeda, people will still buy diamonds.
Because people believe, diamonds are the best way of saying "I love you, forever."
Guba..aaaaa...re!!
Jagat Chachaji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the english class.This is what transpires :
Chachaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "
Chachaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"
Chachaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"
Chachaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHEY GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHEY MEIN, MERE PEECHEY SAARA DESH"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"
By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Chachaji teaching his students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHEY GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHEY MAIN AUR MERE PEECHEY SAARA DESH.
The principal too is shocked, the famous english teacher doing this.
Principal : "Chachaji what nonsense are you telling these students "GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHEY GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHEY MAIN AUR MERE PEECHEY SAARA DESH".
Chachaji: "Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spelling and meaning of ASSASSINATION. ASS - ASS - I - NATION (GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHEY GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHEY MAIN AUR MERE PEECHEY SAARA DESH).
Chachaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "
Chachaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"
Chachaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"
Chachaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHEY GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHEY MEIN, MERE PEECHEY SAARA DESH"
Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"
By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Chachaji teaching his students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHEY GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHEY MAIN AUR MERE PEECHEY SAARA DESH.
The principal too is shocked, the famous english teacher doing this.
Principal : "Chachaji what nonsense are you telling these students "GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHEY GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHEY MAIN AUR MERE PEECHEY SAARA DESH".
Chachaji: "Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spelling and meaning of ASSASSINATION. ASS - ASS - I - NATION (GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHEY GADHA , GADHE KE PEECHEY MAIN AUR MERE PEECHEY SAARA DESH).
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